Happy monday

Well the weekend is over and now I'm in school. Monday's not so bad, right? I sure do hope so. I'm waiting to see how it goes. I had what I like to call a Butteryass weekend, and I'm hoping the upcoming week is just as buttery. Anyways, back to Mondays. What can we do to make them better. Maybe treat ourselves to a nicer meal than we normally would? Up to you. If you are reading this and it is no longer Monday, give yourself a pat on the back, you made it through hopefully in one piece. Mondays can be pretty rough, it's true. It is the day when hungry hounds chase you on your way home, you forgot your house key, and you have to stay in a tree until the dog's owner comes out and yells at you for startling he pooches. I somehow make it out alive every week. How? I would tell you but I myself don't know. You just gotta wing it as you go. Have no fear, Friday is almost here.

Take your child to work day

As we all know, once a year on "take your child to work day," children can be excused from school to go work with their parents. This year I was ready to go make some money with my dad and buy that shirt I found on Ebay. However, my teachers decided that on this early release day, class will be more imprtant than on normal school days. Test reviews, assignments due, the list goes on. Now, teachers know that few kids are even going to show up, so why would they try to damage their grades in such a way? Pure evil if you ask me. This right here is all the proof needed to show that religion is true, and that there is a devil, because this is a vile act that no human soul could do without the tempations of lucifer. It is too late now.....wow what a stupid blog

High speed chase videos

Every now and then on chanels like truTV, Spike, or other "extreme stuff" channels we see an entire show about high speed police chases. I don't think I am the only one who thinks that these videos are no longer entertaining. Even though most of have an interesting crash at the end, the rest of the video from that bird's eye view shot with the police chopper is nothing but cars moving in a straight line. Now, I absolutely understand from the point of view of the cops that a chase is always exhilirating and requires amazing amounts of skill to stop chase and avoid anybody being hurt, it just is not entertaining to see it for half an hour from a different point of view, and without having that feeling of adrenalyn obtained from being in the action. Instead of these videos, I think cameras should be placed on animals around the wild in order for us to have more "when animals attack" videos, which simply do not get old.

Observe and report

Well after a while, I finally went to the movies. One movie I saw was "Obsterve and Report," and let me just say how funny it was. On a scale of 1-10 I give it an 11. A lot of the jokes in the movie are so unexpected that you jump with laughter the way you would jump with fear in a horror movie. There was not one serious part in the entire movie. Anything you thought was going to be serious turns funny. I reccomend this to anybody, especially anyone who is feeling down and needs to cheer up. It will cost you $9 but you know you are tired of feeling the way you do, so go watch the movie. You will not go more than 2 minutes without laughing. Only word of advice is use the bathroom before the movie.

Spring break

I can't imagine how many people have posted bulletins about their break but I had to do one just for shnits and giggles. I did go to beach a lot, which was not common for me up untill now. With my friends, we don't just go to the beach. We look for bridges to jump off of into water. So far we have only found two around the area but they are gnarly. One of them you can jump right over the railing and into the water. You are in the air for so long that it almost seems like one of those dreams where you are falling off a giant cliff (if you have not had that dream then sorry just imagine it). The only down side is that you land in a canal, which makes it a bit hard to climb back up. It's do-able, but the floor by the wall where you climb out is sharp and I did cut both of my feet. The other bridge is pretty big. Biggest that we have done SO FAR. The railing is too high to jump over, so you have to climb it, tand on it, and then jump. It's a pretty crazy experience. Anybody who wants to come next time feel free just ask me about it or something. The more people the better. Other than that I did some skateboarding, but not too much since I had a bit of a back injury at the time. I also hung out with some old buddies that I had not seen for a while and am now keeping in touch with them. Anyways that sums up most of my break.

IRON MAIDEN 2

Well I went to Maiden yesterday, and I can't even begin to describe how amazing it was. I had a perfect view, even from very far away. I'm surprised I still have a voice today. Although I sat next to some boring people, I was up and cheering. Two Eddies were there, Satan was there, even Steve Hariss's daughter was there. She and her band were the opening act. I thought they were not very good, probably because I was looking forward to hear Maiden, not them. They played almost every song I could possible ask to hear. All except killers, but that's OK because the show was amazing. I can only say sorry to the ones who could not make it. =[